U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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