Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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