Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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