Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
