I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Swine flu. Run for my life!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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