yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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