Don't you send me to vm
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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