margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think people are normalizing furries
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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