new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
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