Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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