I want to walk on stilts...naked
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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