My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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