He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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