john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm sobbing to NWA
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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