Hey man sorry I got all grabby
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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