yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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