How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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