..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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