If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
