so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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