Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
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I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The adults are the big ones right?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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