I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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