I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
