Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Princesses don't give blow jobs
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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