I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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