I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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