tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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