Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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