You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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