So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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