And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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