Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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