On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
