I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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