He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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