We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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