That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
