Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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