i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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