i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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