He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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