one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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