I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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