How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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