how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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