Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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