porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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