Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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