If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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