I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
